Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Classy ....



Nose-picking.

Crotch-scratching.

Pathetic stray hairs combed over a bald patch.

Toupees.

Wife-beater vests.

Dirty fingernails.

Woolly socks with sandals.

White socks with sandals.

Peroxide blonde hair with bright blue eye shadow.

Foul-mouthed people.

Mutton dressed up as lamb.

Battered burgers.

White ties.

Smelly feet.

Smelly anything.

Drunks.

Dog beaters.

Litter louts.

Lovers who cheat.


I'm feeling rather intolerant today.

8 comments:

Molly said...

Embrace the baldness! Or the gray. Or the age. Do it with grace. But yes! Do please blow the nose, scrub the fingernails, wash the feet [and the teeth,] pet the pooch and don't cheat! But what the hell is wrong with woolly socks and sandals? I'm making a statement [and trying to stay warm!]

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J Cosmo Newbery said...

But I'm feeling tolerant enough to let you indulge your intolerance!

Lee said...

Can I trade off? I mean, if I have dirty fingernails but don't pick my nose, is that one all?

Pauline said...

I read that list item by item, nodded my head as I formed mental pictures to accompany them and then laughed aloud at your final comment. For all its brevity, this was a great post!

secret agent woman said...

I absolutely agree on the behavioral and hygiene issues. The fashion things I care less about - if people are happy with their clothes, what do I care (as long as it isn't anything actually offensive)? Besides, it can be a great provider of giggles.

persiflage said...

Let's face it, there is a lot to be intolerant about! Go forth and do battle, say .

Warty Mammal said...

Some things are worth a dose of intolerance.