Nose-picking.
Crotch-scratching.
Pathetic stray hairs combed over a bald patch.
Toupees.
Wife-beater vests.
Dirty fingernails.
Woolly socks with sandals.
White socks with sandals.
Peroxide blonde hair with bright blue eye shadow.
Foul-mouthed people.
Mutton dressed up as lamb.
Battered burgers.
White ties.
Smelly feet.
Smelly anything.
Drunks.
Dog beaters.
Litter louts.
Lovers who cheat.
I'm feeling rather intolerant today.
8 comments:
Embrace the baldness! Or the gray. Or the age. Do it with grace. But yes! Do please blow the nose, scrub the fingernails, wash the feet [and the teeth,] pet the pooch and don't cheat! But what the hell is wrong with woolly socks and sandals? I'm making a statement [and trying to stay warm!]
But I'm feeling tolerant enough to let you indulge your intolerance!
Can I trade off? I mean, if I have dirty fingernails but don't pick my nose, is that one all?
I read that list item by item, nodded my head as I formed mental pictures to accompany them and then laughed aloud at your final comment. For all its brevity, this was a great post!
I absolutely agree on the behavioral and hygiene issues. The fashion things I care less about - if people are happy with their clothes, what do I care (as long as it isn't anything actually offensive)? Besides, it can be a great provider of giggles.
Let's face it, there is a lot to be intolerant about! Go forth and do battle, say .
Some things are worth a dose of intolerance.
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